What’s a sub? Inquiring minds want to know.

Unfortunately, most wannabe subs do not have inquiring minds, to say the least. If they started asking questions about submission, they’d be getting a bunch of answers they didn’t want to hear. For sure.

They might even end up learning something, except for the fact that they really don’t seem capable of it.

Here is my current list of “sub” types I have run into online and on the phone. Your mileage not only may vary; in fact, I’m sure it will. I say “sub” types (using quotes) because most of those guys are in no way submissives. I will be updating this list as I come up with more types over the next few days. Feel free to suggest…

• The “shopping cart” submissive - this guy considers himself submissive, but only intends to do what you tell him to when what you tell him to do suits him. I had a guy who I gave a little non-threatening assignment to who whined and moaned about the requirements, made up excuses, then finally lied about having completed it. You thought I wouldn’t check, did you?
• The “laundry list” submissive - this one comes to you ready to submit his entire being to you. The only problem is that he’s already got a full plan of what you’re going to be doing to him, and there’s no room for input based on your preferences. In fact, that list is not only long, but it’s full of pretty strenuous stuff. It’s going to take a whole lot of your time, and he expects you to keep it up on a regular basis. Oh, and the reason you’re going to be doing these things is because it’s what you want to do. You like doing them so much, yea, you need doing them so much that that you’re willing to spend hours a day doing them. For free. And he is there to give you an outlet to do these things you had nobody to do to previously, to allow you a “safety vent”. Not.
• The sex slave - this guy has spent so much time watching porn and fantasizing himself in some bizarre lead role that he thinks any dominant woman will gladly keep unlimited slaves, whose sole function is to have sex with her whenever he feels like it. He has no conception that slaves are expected to support the household and work in it, thinking that somehow being a dominant woman means you are desperate for some guy who can’t find a date to save his life.
• Even more extreme than the garden variety sex slave is the ARAB sex slave, a guy who thinks his sexual power is so superior that a dominant woman will pay to bring him to this country sight unseen, support him, and get him a green card, asking nothing in return. Of course I would always tell these guys that it is illegal to import slaves to this country, as we already have a domestic oversupply.
• The 24/7 foot slave - hello???? How many hours a week do you think a girl needs footrubs?
• Guys who expect to “serve” me by wanking off “for” me on cam. Because I need to be “entertained”.
• Any guy looking to be a personal submissive who doesn’t like housework. That’s it, dude. You didn’t make the cut.
• A guy who thinks his Mistress is going to be giving him blow jobs. ‘Nuf sed.

Mind you, I’m only writing this list because I’ve been so bombarded by wannabe subs who are clueless, not because I’m seriously auditioning, or even so desperate as to consider someone who is not

• polite
• respectful
• thoughtful
• intelligent
• articulate
• and finally, in the case of someone with whom I was considering a physical relationship, a sensitive lover.

In other words, all the things he should be before we even add “submission” to the list.

So visit my webpage already. Lady Angelika’s webpage.

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